下面是小编为大家整理的2022脱口秀演讲稿讲解,供大家参考。
Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as Who? Hu is actually my mothers maiden name, and the answer to my credit card security question.
各位晚上好，我是Joe Wong(黄西)。但是对很多人来说，听到我的名字，会问谁?Who(同音Hu)恰恰是我妈的娘家姓，也是我信用卡安全问题的答案。
But joking aside, I just want to reassure everybody that I am invited here tonight.
但是玩笑归玩笑，我想让大家放心我今晚的确是受到邀请来的。(这里是隐指Salah夫妇闯入白宫欢迎晚宴的新闻)
I grew up in China. Who wouldnt?
我在中国长大。谁不是呢?(这是用自己的自大讽刺美国人的自大)
As my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.
When I was in elementary school, as part of the curriculum, I have to work at a rice paddy, right next to a quarry where they use explosives to break rocks. And that is where I learned that light travels faster than sound, which is almost as slow as a flying rock.
而我童年的所有记忆都被我的童年给毁了。读小学的时候，作为课程的一部分，我要去稻田里劳动，稻田的旁边是一个采石场，他们用炸药炸石头。也就是在那里，我知道了光的传播速度要比声音快，而声音的速度就和石头飞的速度差不多慢。
My dad was a grumpy guy, but occasionally he would tried to cheer me up with jokes. But he doesnt do it right. When I was seven, one day he said to me, Hi, son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy? So, five minutes later, I said, Why? He said, Because I said so!
我爸爸是个脾气很怪的人，但偶尔他也想用笑话来逗我玩儿。可是他又做不好。我七岁的时候，有一天他问我，嘿，儿子，你说为什么豆腐比社会主义计划经济要好?(风马牛不相及)我想了五分钟，然后问他为什么呢?，他说因为我说好就是好!(笑点在于：豆腐，计划经济以及极端的父权。豆腐和经济放在一起本来就没有可比性，就好像这种我说了算的父权也根本不可理喻，让人又好气又好笑)
I came to the United States when I was 24, to study at Rice University in Texas. That wasnt a joke, until now.
我24岁的时候来到美国，在Texas的Rice University求学。这不是个笑话，不过现在是了。
And I was driving that a used car with a lot of bumper st...
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